If violent puking does not cause contractions, I don't know what will.
I took a shower (to get the "contents" out of my hair) and then went back to bed. After a quick 30 minute nap I think I'm feeling better..
Let's get one thing clear, though. I am 38 weeks 5 days pregnant. I am not oblivious to the fact that I have not reached 40 weeks yet. If one more person tells me I'm still early or to be patient I'm going to freak out. I'm serious.
I am a funny person. The reason I keep you all posted on what I've done to try and induce labor as well as what has happened because of it is because I think it's funny and I want to share. Don't you think I need a little humor in my life right now? ;)
As you can see Max is not here yet. Though that is a little stressful to me, I know there is a reason why. I pray everyday for a healthy son and I know that he still needs some "baking time" as some would like to say. I would never wish harm on any of my children. I accept that God is trying to teach me how to breathe and to stop and smell the roses.
Thanks for understanding. Even if you don't, and you still think I need "advice".. I suggest you keep it to yourself. Like I told my younger sister, "I'm this close to knocking those freckles off your face." Just smile and nod.. or better yet, laugh with me! =)
Pay no attention to the hormonal pregnant woman behind the curtain..