My water broke and I was all alone. I tried calling my husband who was at work, no answer. My mother-in-law, sister-in-law.. no answer. So I went to the hospital myself.
I went through the delivery all by myself- boy was it hard! I didn't know what I was doing and no one to coach me. After delivery the lactation consultant came in to teach me how to breastfeed. I got tired of her flashing her boobs at me and not showing me how to work my own, so I finally told her off and demanded she leave my room. I figured it out myself, thank you very much!
I only spent a few hours at the hospital. I was able to go home with my beautiful baby girl. She is perfect.. Perfect baby skin, perfect hair, she is just the most beautiful baby I have ever seen in my life!
What's the first thing you do when you leave the hospital with your newborn baby? Go to Walmart! I knew my husband would be hungry when he got off work so I figured I would buy something that I could just pop in the oven.
I went to the frozen food section, and who rounds the corner, my husband, mother-in-law, sister-in-law, and all the kids. I was so flipping mad! I drove my cart right up to my husband and said, "By the way, I had a baby." He looked at me and said, "Oh, is she cute?"
Jesus help me..
Everyone crowded over her car seat and just looked at her. I got a oh-she's-cute remark and then they started heading to the electronics. I took my beautiful daughter home, locked the doors, and enjoyed her all by myself.
Thank God it was a nightmare!